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    p. o.   box  300748

    austin, texas 78703

    512.306.0683 ph/fax

    unusualoccasioncards@yahoo.com

    Please contact us with questions

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    Nostalgic visuals with a modern twist.

    Click on a card for a closer look.

    or for help ordering

    512.306.0683 ph/fax

    unusualoccasioncards@yahoo.com

    www.unusualoccasioncards.com

    5 1/4 x 7 1/4  cards  sold  individually

    by   the  dozen   and   half   dozen

    blank inside with tableture handwriting lines

    Each of the cards is sleeved and includes

    a  custom   yellow   kraft   envelope

    Pointed Wit Greeting Cards...

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